Saturday, July 25, 2009

Kids say the "darn-it" things

For those of you who watch Spongebob Squarepants, the utterance of "Tartar Sauce" is commonly heard in times of frustration in place of more colorful expletives by the usually jolly yellow sponge.

Not too long ago, Ashley decided to replace her normal use of "darn-it" in such cases with the Spongebob coined "Tartar Sauce". Well, old habits die hard as the other day when something went wrong and she balked in a moment of pure frustration, she uttered "Darn-it Sauce!" Cathy and I laughed so hard that Ashley decided that this new blended expletive would be her new calling card.

So if you should hear a loud voice booming down the hall with the utterance of "Darn-it Sauce!", run - don't walk - because Ashley is coming and she isn't too happy.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

From the "Kids Say the Darndest Things" Files

While riding in the car from dinner back to home, Ashley was talking about visiting grandma. She said we could load up her bed in a Uhaul and take it to grandma's so she could stay there. And then she said, "Daddy, when you get fired from your job, can you look for a job in Mississippi so we can move there?"

I am so proud that my daughter keeps up with the latest economic news, but am worried that she may have talked to the boss!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Tales from the potty!

Ashley took to using the potty shortly after her third birthday. We had been trying for awhile and it just seemed to click one day with minimal accidents afterwards. With Ryan it is a different story.

We have been trying with him for the last year or so, but he is refusing to use the potty. He has many of the signs of being ready such as letting us know that he has poo-poo and waking up dry in the mornings. We are sure that he understands, but just refuses to make the final move.

We are trying to teach by showing as well. The other day, I was heading to the bathroom when Ryan started calling, "don't go, don't go!" I told him I was going to "pee-pee in the potty" and his response was priceless.

He looked into my eyes and said, "No Daddy, pee-pee in pull-up just like me!" while pointing to his pull-up.

Monday, July 6, 2009

The things kids say!

Just a quick word about a couple of things Ryan has said recently.

Ryan had recently gotten a toy from a McDonalds Happy Meal that had become his favorite to carry around. It was Manny the Mammoth from Ice Age. Unfortunately, Manny was lost yesterday and Ryan was uber sad. So luckily, Mickey D's lets you buy just the toy for a couple of bucks so I stopped after work and got him a new Manny. I came in the door and said, "Ryan, I have a surprise for you." He came running and I gave him the new Manny and his words were, " What's going on here! A new Manny!" We could not stop laughing since he had not said that before.

The other is from a few days ago when Cathy and Ryan were playing and Cathy asked Ryan, "Are you mommy's boy?" Can you guess what he said? ...
"No, I'm daddy's boy!" I thought Cathy was going to cry before she started laughing so hard she nearly fell over.

He has come along slowly, but boy has he come.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Mommy, my goomba is out back eating puffs!


Hello and Happy 4th of July.

There are three stories I want to share with you today.

I will start with Ryan's new sleeping buddy. A stuffed goomba (see pic) which he now refuses to go to bed without. Goombas are the mushroom shaped bad guys from Super Mario games on the wii. It seems it was around this age when Ashley had a similar experience with a doll named "Lacey".

Ryan is also the focus of story number 2. A few days ago, Ryan ran up to Cathy and was saying quite frantically, "Mommy, my back, Mommy my back" while putting his hand in the back of his pullup. We thought either he had poopoo that burned (he has been battling diaper rash recently) or had hurt himself on a toy. {Or maybe he heard his "old"man uttering that line after a round of "jump on daddy".} There was no poop or sign of injury so we were confused. To make the story short, it turned out he had a wedgie and didn't know how to explain it. So now when he calls, "Mommy, my back!" we know the problem.

Lastly, one of my fears regarding Ashley seems to have come true. I was eating breakfast this morning (Raison Bran Crunch for those interested) and I heard this god-awful sound coming from the office. Upon investigation, Ashley was at the website for the cereal Reese's Puffs and was mixing a Reese's Puffs RAP. Imagine ghetto rap style with cereal lyrics! I was sincerely hoping Ashley would become a fan of rock music (or maybe even country), but not rap.

REESE'S PUFFS YO!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Screwed Again!

Okay so we have now been royally screwed by Home Depot credit with no attempt to work with us after they mucked up our account.

Here is the story:
When we first moved to Decatur last September, we needed some yard tools and were kinda strapped from the move, so we went to the local Home Depot store (they were having a no interest or payments for a year promotion) and signed up for a credit card.

{A little aside here... I had tried to setup an account online earlier the same day, but never finished the application and it was not submitted.}

All seemed fine, we bought a lawn mower, gas can, rake, etc. and were ready to tackle lawn care. Things were fine for awhile, we received cards in the mail (they came separately), and didn't use the credit again until earlier this year when we needed some basic household stuff. This is where things seemingly went wrong.

After the second purchase (both purchases were made using the card I had, Cathy's card was never used), we received two bills in the mail roughly a week apart. We thought it was just an error and since both purchases were in deferment, we just chunked it. But after another month passed and we received two bills again, Cathy got suspicious. It turned out that there had been two accounts opened: apparently the online application that had not been completed or submitted became one account and the one we set up in the store the second.

Well it seemed OK since all purchases had been made on the one card we could just close the second account. But wait.... somehow the second set of purchases were put on the second account and was now about to be 60 days late.

Well we had already paid bills for the month a didn't have enough to cover the second bill, but Cathy was told by a CSR that they could just transfer the balance into one account, wave the late fees and make the situation right, but since I was the primary cardholder, I would have to call back and get it done officially.

So I call back and am told by a different CSR that they could not transfer balances and we would have to pay on each account. So as I am on hold waiting for the supervisor to get on the phone, Cathy points out that the second account is late and has reverted to the higher APR of 63.81%. WTF is that all about!!!!

When the supervisor gets on the phone, she concurs that they cannot help us and so I begin to argue that they wrongly set up 2 accounts and then charged 2 accounts from purchases made on one card. Her solution was to go through every single transaction and say which account it was bought from, but there was nothing they could do. The bottom line is that Home Depot is not going to fix their mistake so we will have to pay the balance of the second account off next week (on payday) and the finance charges (luckily on $15), and they finally agreed to drop the late fee. Since one rep said they could fix it and the other said they couldn't, my bet is that they would if we hadn't been good customers (or had good credit).

But now we are going to be stuck with a 60 day late on our credit report because they refuse to contact the credit agencies and clear up the mistake (they still are not coping to their mistake of opening two accounts and spreading the purchases over them).

So as you might have guessed, we will be dealing with the local Lowes from now on as Home Depot has become blacklisted for our family.

Why is it that people who are irresponsible and cannot pay their bills get lower rates and special treatment, but us responsible folks get screwed?

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Another Storm??

I am beginning to believe that "someone" doesn't like the fact that we moved to northern Alabama.

Last night there was a major storm in which we sustained 70+ MPH winds and torrential rain for almost an hour. If you have read previous posts then you will already know that our area is prone to flooding. Well, luckily I think the wind was blowing hard enough to push the rain into the next property so it did not come up to the door as usual. Don't get me wrong there was a lot of water in the yard and the driveway was flooded. It looked a lot like hurricane Elena (from 1985 I think) when we were watching through the window.

We lost power around 7:45PM and spent quite a few minutes in the hallway wondering if the roof was going to blow away. Trees were uprooted and branches scattered. Just take a look at the photo of half a tree from our neighbor's yard which was trapped in our tree. We ended up with only limbs (some huge) down and power outage until around 2:00AM (cable and net out until 8:00pM tonite) so we consider ourselves lucky.

The kids had a grand time though running through the house with flashlights and getting to stay up late. Cathy and I have began saving for a return trip to Chicago! I will take shoveling snow and blizzards over hurricane-strength wind and flooding any day.